Are you one of the many shoppers in the Sydney area constantly lamenting your limited choices in vintage polka dotted dresses, Led Zeppelin vinyl, and designer cupcakes? In the past, this struggle was very real (as noted in the Ivany Report), but fret no more CBRM! Three new businesses have recently opened on Cape Breton Island that are looking to stem the tide of unmet consumer demand.
Some people walk down Charlotte Street and see nothing but "For Rent" signs and abandoned facades of businesses gone by. But those who look closer will find bright-eyed and bushy-tailed entrepreneurs taking "For Rent" signs down, and braving the harsh Cape Breton commercial climate with nothing but inventory under their arms and grit in their teeth. I recently took a close look around town and found some prime examples of intrepid folk swimming against the current of the Cape Breton Doom-and-Gloom economic narrative, so without further ado, I give you the
I rode a mechanical bull once and pulled a hammy. Also, horses scare me.
Finally, a place where I can indulge in both my love for Johnny Cash and my closet "My Little Pony" fandom.
Location: 1290 Kings Road, Sydney, Nova Scotia
Take a dash of vintage Man-child nostalgia, a hefty dose of coffee table conversation pieces, and enough vinyl to make a Seattle hipster weep, and you get Atomic Records. As an individual that is intimately tied to nerd culture, I know nerds come in a variety of shapes, sizes, and breeds, and Atomic Records does its damnedest to hit all four corners of the nerd universe. Not into vinyl? Check out the large selection of vintage Star Wars merchandise. Are you over superheroes? Well step two feet to the left and see Atomic Records stunning array of Dr. Who memorabilia. Are you too intimidated to walk into a store cool enough to have an audiophile extra-terrestrial as their mascot? No worries! The owner is way too excited about his recent shipment of Bowser themed backpacks to judge anybody!
On a personal note, I took these pictures on Sunday, when Atomic Records was OPEN! It was such an unusual experience, I bought an R2-D2 mug just to celebrate the occasion. So attention Sydney businesses! If you stay open on Sunday, I will buy random items from you, in order to positively reinforce the Pavlovian need to stay open on Sunday!
They've got a ton of music I'm not cool enough to be aware of, and some that I am!
Because, face it, what the world needs now is more cupcakes.
Location: 54 Prince Street, Sydney, Nova Scotia
It's a well known fact that Cape Bretoners are a breed of humans that run on nothing but caffeine and sugar. Luckily we have Doktor Luke's to indulge our first, very real addiction of various coffee products, and now, a mere 5 meters away is MacNeil Bakery to satisfy our desires for everything caramel and chocolate. Doktor Luke's has been open for a little over a year, and in that time they have quickly become the center of the arts and culture scene in downtown Sydney. It's like Cheers, with less alcoholism (I want royalties if you put this on your sign, Missy). And now, as you ride the high of a military grade doubleshot of espresso, you can add to it the sugar rush of an oozing slice of Chocolate Peanut Butter Cake. These two shops, existing in what really is one giant room, have quickly created a symbiotic relationship that go together like a warm bed and a rainy night, except for the fact that they make you extremely awake.
If you see me sitting about, feel free to buy me a cupcake. I also accept gift cards!
For the girl in your life that's tough, yet sassy!
Location: 230 Charlotte Street, Sydney
Have you ever wished 50's pin up art and Tim Burton would have a baby, and that baby would take the form of a boutique store? I know I do! Well wish no more, because Defiant Darlings has everything you need for your roller derby playing, sass-magnet friend who needs a new pair of pumps. Defiant Darlings carries a selection of swing dresses, corsets, and clothes with skulls on them to match both your quirky fashion sense and your love of death. Personally, I buy all my corsets online so people stop questioning my life choices, but it would be nice to try them on before purchase. They even sell bathing suits for what I assume are people that are going somewhere other than Cape Breton.
Defiant Darlings also sells a wide variety of leggings, because girls stopped wearing pants 2 years ago. In completely non-related news, Rory has been banned from wearing leggings since 2011, even though he was way ahead of the curve.
Aren't those red heels to die for! Oh, they would totally go with the owl handbag. Curse my bland heterosexual male fashion culture!
Conclusion
These new businesses are proof to me that downtown Sydney isn't as much a failed state, as it is a downtown in transition. It's easy to walk down Charlotte Street and only see the derelict Bean Bank and Yazer's, and not take the time to notice the Defiant Darlings and MacNeil Bakeries taking their place and picking up the downtown slack. And the fact that these businesses appeal to an edgier, younger generation, and are living proof that 80's kids have disposable income, is icing on my Millennial cake. And finally, imagine a world without cupcakes. Now stop crying and get down to MacNeil bakery and make your world a tastier place.
So what's your favorite new business on Cape Breton Island? Let me know in the comments, and I could feature them in a future Business Roundup. Actually, just let me know so I can go there and buy stuff.
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