It happened exactly like this. Photo courtesy of Steven Roll's Photoshop lunacy.

Scott & Nolan's "Main-a-Dieu Meat Rocket"

      - Fresh 1lb Lobster/AAA Beef Tenderloin/Melted Mozzarella/Aged Cheddar/Smoked Bacon/Chipolte Mayo/Garlic Butter Infused Fresh Baked Sub Bun

• A Meat Rocket has two ingredients: Protein and Death.
• Ordering a Meat Rocket conjures the spirit of John Wayne as he gives you a knowing nod.
• Eating a Meat Rocket gives you the power to go back in time and kill Hitler.
• Finishing a Meat Rocket makes you an honorary lumberjack.
• Apollo 13 was a Meat Rocket.
• The Meat Rocket caused the Cambrian Explosion.
• Donald Trump hates the Meat Rocket, and wants it to pay for a wall.
• The Meat Rocket is the opposite of bad, and kale.
• The Meat Rocket was first invented by Noah when he didn't follow directions properly.

The chips are just garnish, like testosterone infused parsley.

• Eating a Meat Rocket is how a Maori-boy becomes a Maori-Man.
• Stephen Harper claims he finished a Meat Rocket, but in fact, never has.
• Meat Rockets come into existence when lobsters sacrifice one of their own to their Elder God, Macho Man Randy Savage.
• A Meat Rocket's favorite colour is plaid.
• Nothing happens if you feed a Mogwai a Meat Rocket after midnight.
• James Cameron found a Meat Rocket at the bottom of the Marianas Trench.