This might be for you... if... you're in Cape Breton and you haven't figured out Twitter yet... plus any one of the following:

• You are running for district councillor, a school board spot, mayor, or anything requiring people to vote for you,
• You have a business, charity, organization, group, or cult you want people to know about,
• You are a real estate agent ready to sell lots of houses to the flood of Trump Bumpers that are headed this way so you can finally pay off your VISA,
• You want your Chase the Ace to be the first to pass a zillion dollars in prize money,
• You have the most stylish selfies ever and are an aspiring Social Media model, or
• You are mad as can be and you aren't going to take it anymore (from your cheap seat)...
• Bonus: Any reason you make up that isn't illegal.

If so, then you qualify to use SocialResponseApp for free.

Get Your Free SocialResponseApp Account Here

*You need a Twitter account first. If you don't have one, get one here.

Do you know how to use Twitter?

Yes, you do. What you don't know how to do... is... remember to tweet something everyday. So we're going to do it for you.

What does SocialResponseApp do for you?

Easy. We keep sending your tweets out for... like... ever. No joke.

How do we do that?

I'm so glad you asked. We take a group of tweets you give us. Then we keep scheduling them. But we give them new hashtags and images to keep them fresh and new. Forget it... just watch the video!

What is the very bad thing you or several others will do after reading this?

Some of the bad ones are going to think to themselves that they don't need to schedule tweets. They'll say they like sending tweets out themselves.

Then they'll go away and continually forget to tweet stuff. Ugh. Don't do that. Just sign up already.

Can you ask me questions or tell me how much you don't like it?

Absolutely. You better. My happiness revolves around knowing such things!

You can even blast me in front of everyone on my Facebook page OR just message me here on goCB privately - or in the comments below. I'm a little slow before my third cup of coffee, but I will get back to you (unless I'm at the beach... what? ... it's July!).

What does Beta mean?

It has something to do with carrots; it's something geeks say; it means the software is free for you to use because you're my totally-free-willed-non-enslaved-optionally-lettuce-fed guinea pig (is that harsh?); and it means if you have any deep pocketed tech investor friends, let them know I need a fishing boat full of cash to hire some helpers for my team! :)

If you read down this far, you missed the signup link. So here it is again. Wink, wink:

Get Your Free SocialResponseApp Account Here