Following the announcement of the Novaporte & Sydney Harbour partnership, we are pleased to announce additional partners in growing the Sydney Marine Terminal and Sydney Harbour Port.
The parcel of land adjacent to Novaporte, Santa Claus will develop 12,000 hectares to raise and breed rainbow unicorns, which are projected to have a value of $10.4 gazillion to be fed directly back into the local economy.
Claus has also partnered and taken direction from CME in the Northside to add another 2000 jobs to the area alongside of the 100 full time positions CME has fulfilled at an annual $65,000 starting salary. Claus projects his company will start employees at $250,000.00 with 24 weeks vacation.
Claus expects to draw other national investors' like the Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy and Loch Ness Monster; who globally have investments across 27 continents worth $100 million plus infinity.
The project is expected to cost about $500 trillion and half a pound of razzle berries, but Claus said that despite the large initial investment, he has spoke with Ports Authority who stated that even though they faced $1.4 million in lost lease from the Marine Terminal, they were still financially feasible and excited for the successes to come. Buddy the Elf, Claus' financial advisor said that after meeting with the Ports Authority and reviewing their year end fiscal reports, "I felt that this was a miracle and we look forward to continued financial miracles".
The details of the agreement and how funds will be allocated will be frozen under a nondisclosure agreement, much like the details Claus has kept quiet regarding his controversial nice/naughty lists.
Claus stated "I am very excited at the prospect of this business proposal. Being able to be part of the Sydney Harbour Port Fairytale is a dream come true. I would like to thank Jiminey Cricket for the magic of wishing upon a star, that started the wheels turning".
Work on the project is expected to start this Friday.
Developing Story: Santa Claus Commits to Sydney Port Development
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